Okay, Seven of Nine, time to meet your maker.

sixoftwelve:

I challenge you, at 0900 hours your time, to a 24 hour Nyan Cat Face-off! You must listen to the original, unaltered version of Nyan Cat for a full 24 hours!

Who loses has to put up a picture of their boobies. :) Thank you in advance, Seven. Tee hee hee. Challenge has been made, you cannot renege!

Considering cutting my hair. Kathryn says no. Hm.

threeofeight:

irina-spalko:

lisamouse:

gracefullyclumsy:

 

HAVE YOU NOT EYES!? HAVE YOU NOT EARS?!



While The Doctor is winning the most epic of fashions, there is no one. I repeat NO ONE better than Kate Mulgrew on Voyager. Captain Janeway is beautiful, powerful, funny, charming, snarky, warm, vulnerable,a lesbian and a bad ass. Don’t even get me started on her voice.
HATERS. TO THE FUCKING LEFT.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

I LOVE the Doctor. He belongs to my Voyager trinity: Seven, Janeway and him. He was fabulous but he wasn’t the only good thing Voyager had. Voyager had the most fucking Captain ever (Janeway) and the most awesome character of Star Trek (Seven of Nine). Voayger may had lame scripts, but brought us three incredible characters.

 ALL OF THIS. Janeway, Seven, The Doctor. I am also throwing in Tuvok in this list of good characters. His and Janeways friendship is my friendship OTP. Fury is the cutest friendship scene ever made.

I feel happy that people consider Kathryn, the Doctor and myself as their favourite people. This makes me happy.

threeofeight:

irina-spalko:

lisamouse:

gracefullyclumsy:

HAVE YOU NOT EYES!? HAVE YOU NOT EARS?!

While The Doctor is winning the most epic of fashions, there is no one. I repeat NO ONE better than Kate Mulgrew on Voyager. Captain Janeway is beautiful, powerful, funny, charming, snarky, warm, vulnerable,a lesbian and a bad ass. Don’t even get me started on her voice.

HATERS. TO THE FUCKING LEFT.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

I LOVE the Doctor. He belongs to my Voyager trinity: Seven, Janeway and him. He was fabulous but he wasn’t the only good thing Voyager had. Voyager had the most fucking Captain ever (Janeway) and the most awesome character of Star Trek (Seven of Nine). Voayger may had lame scripts, but brought us three incredible characters.

 ALL OF THIS. Janeway, Seven, The Doctor. I am also throwing in Tuvok in this list of good characters. His and Janeways friendship is my friendship OTP. Fury is the cutest friendship scene ever made.

I feel happy that people consider Kathryn, the Doctor and myself as their favourite people. This makes me happy.

roranicus-swagicus:

THESE ARE SO GOOD OMG
GO NOW

I have nothing better to do as I am off duty for the next two days…

roranicus-swagicus:

THESE ARE SO GOOD OMG

GO NOW

I have nothing better to do as I am off duty for the next two days…

shaynakin:

(via Local Pride)

Where is Kathryn’s? ;-)

shaynakin:

(via Local Pride)

Where is Kathryn’s? ;-)

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog!  Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…
Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…


Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.
and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.
I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.


Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

But of course, my dear Seven! Nothing more innocent than eating a thick hotdog letting some white sauce wet your lips and slip all over your chin. Replicate one and do it in front of Kathryn and then you can tell us her totally innocent reaction.
Oh, and you won’t need to thank me for that reaction.


Hmm…

That sounds about right.

What? and that cold reaction? I was hoping to see a reaction more like this one:

You know, a sweaty Janeway ready to jump on you and fuck take her drone on soooo many different and creative ways.
Uhmmp! Janeway, you disappointed me. >:(

I think I prefer your reaction. I have yet to get “a hang” of these “reaction .gifs”.

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog! Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…

Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…

Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.

and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.

I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.

Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

But of course, my dear Seven! Nothing more innocent than eating a thick hotdog letting some white sauce wet your lips and slip all over your chin. Replicate one and do it in front of Kathryn and then you can tell us her totally innocent reaction.

Oh, and you won’t need to thank me for that reaction.

Hmm…

That sounds about right.

What? and that cold reaction? I was hoping to see a reaction more like this one:

You know, a sweaty Janeway ready to jump on you and fuck take her drone on soooo many different and creative ways.

Uhmmp! Janeway, you disappointed me. >:(

I think I prefer your reaction. I have yet to get “a hang” of these “reaction .gifs”.

(Source: captainjanewaysexual)

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog!  Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…
Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…


Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.
and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.
I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.


Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

But of course, my dear Seven! Nothing more innocent than eating a thick hotdog letting some white sauce wet your lips and slip all over your chin. Replicate one and do it in front of Kathryn and then you can tell us her totally innocent reaction.
Oh, and you won’t need to thank me for that reaction.


Hmm…

That sounds about right.

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog! Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…

Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…

Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.

and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.

I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.

Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

But of course, my dear Seven! Nothing more innocent than eating a thick hotdog letting some white sauce wet your lips and slip all over your chin. Replicate one and do it in front of Kathryn and then you can tell us her totally innocent reaction.

Oh, and you won’t need to thank me for that reaction.

Hmm…

That sounds about right.

(Source: captainjanewaysexual)

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog!  Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…
Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…


Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.
and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.
I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.


Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

irina-spalko:

captainkatiecat:

Fried hot dog! Nommy and belongs on thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

I won’t make sexually explicit jokes. No, I’ll behave… yesterday I was naughty enough. Do not mention the cleavage, do not mention the phallic hotdog…

Yummm! I’m jealous, my dear. That hot dog looks so tasty. *drools like Homer*

LOL  good girl, behaving as you are.  I am quite proud. ;)  Ooooh and it was good and the bun was nommy too but a bit big.  Could hardly fit the whole thing in my mouth…

Well played response, darling. I admire your good taste in jokes, mmm.

and I would have paid for a pic of you trying to eat it.

Joke?  LOL it’s true!  I had to open my mouth as wide as it would go and it still almost didn’t fit.

I do not think it would be too sexy of a piccie. :P  I had the white cream from the coleslaw all over my lips.

Have you all seen this? Have you??

*lil tear* I’m so proud of you, baby! I have nothing more to teach you. You just have excelled as in the noble and ancient art of telling naughty jokes.

This conversation amuses me to no end. Perhaps because it has caused Kathryn to roll across the floor howling with laughter, though honestly I have no idea why, it is a completely innocent conversation. ;-)

(Source: captainjanewaysexual)

irina-spalko:

seven-of-nine:

irina-spalko:

winged-mammal replied to your post: threeofeight replied to…

I’ll be honest, I’m still stuck on the thought of Seven experimenting with such things on herself. I’ll just, uh, be in my happy place..

Thanks for making me sweat a little more now with that tought… hnnnnng! *drools and fans self*

I could explain to you in great detail my experimentation, if you want. You do seem to be interested in it, I should share my findings.

Oh, that would be highly interesting, in an educational level, of course. We, as you could see, are quite interested in the sexual stimulation techniques in assimilated drones. 

Oh yes? Yes, indeed you are. I shall write a detailed report on my experimentation and post it on Tumblr for your perusal.

irina-spalko:

winged-mammal replied to your post: threeofeight replied to…

I’ll be honest, I’m still stuck on the thought of Seven experimenting with such things on herself. I’ll just, uh, be in my happy place..

Thanks for making me sweat a little more now with that tought… hnnnnng! *drools and fans self*

I could explain to you in great detail my experimentation, if you want. You do seem to be interested in it, I should share my findings.